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crumpet

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
by suzylou October 25, 2003
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Crumpetmuncher

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.
British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!
by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011
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crumpetry

All varieties of crumpet-related edibles
The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.
by doorag willy November 4, 2006
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crumpet butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt
by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011
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Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.
Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.
by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022
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Crumpet humor

Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.
I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing
by HimmyNeutron123321 October 29, 2022
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Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.
by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009
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