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The Crapture

The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.
In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".
by Dmajor October 18, 2008
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crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.
"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."
by NJC November 30, 2009
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Craptastic

When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.
We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.
by thatkidanthony January 13, 2009
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craftusnoobz

craftusnoobz
a new play to any of the 'craft' gameswarcraft,starcraft,world of warcraft this new player spams the chat bar, steals your epic lootgear in world of warcraft EG.sword,amour,hats and blocks your bulid area with bunkersa starcraft building they also demand that you send them resources and give them Attention. they also rage quitquiting because they get frustartied or they are loseing they find this funny because it stuffs up the game.
craftusnoobz
by deathboy101 May 1, 2010
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CrapTurds

1) a really crappy thing, only it is extra full of crap
2) explaining someone or something that is full of lies, crap, shit, etc.
3) something that is fun to say, makes people ask what the hell did you just say? close to a swear word but not quite
1)CRAPTURDS I lost my phone!
2)That guy is just full of shit and crapturds
3)Hahaha crapturds
by Mr.Brestler February 25, 2011
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Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.
MTV is totally craptastic!
by Alison November 27, 2004
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Craptism

The act of taking the first shit in a brand new toilet.
I hosted a Craptism on my new toilet as i pinched a loaf last night.
by Omnis May 27, 2005
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