craniondragusmulticulus

A person who multitasks by watching drag race and snorting crayons

"hey did you know that jims a craniondragusmulticulus?"

by fruitbowl__ December 8, 2021

Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.

A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"

by Merkalos May 8, 2013

Craption

A shit action movie

Josh: "Hey have any of youse cunts seen Seagal in his latest craption movie?"
Tom: "nah, any good?"
Josh: "Nah mate"

by PabloThePotter June 17, 2013

craining out

Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.

Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'

by premature E September 8, 2013

crapitron

Gavin is full of shit.

Gavin thinks he is the Gavitron but he is really the crapitron.

by anonymous November 29, 2004

craptionary

A dictionary that contains only words that start with "crap"

Quick!!! check the craptionary for that work

by diana gibson July 22, 2004

Craining

Like dogging but f***ing on a construction site instead of a car park.

All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!

by Nearly Tall Paul August 29, 2013