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Craptionfigure
A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.
A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!
Craptionfigure by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010
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crapstoner
A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.
Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.
Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?
I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.
Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?
I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.
crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013
Craptropolis
A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.
Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?
No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
Craptropolis by joseph blough October 20, 2022
Craptonite
Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
craptioning
the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will
I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.
craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008
Crapitol One
Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Crapitol One by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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