Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.
Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".
by saavy chimp March 25, 2022
Get the Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant mug.A bullshit artist who is paid to provide ideas to managers, who then make the ideas appear to employees as if they were their own. Meanwhile, the consultant runs off to the the service of another client in order to avoid being around to take the blame when their obscurantist, superficial ideas are actually implemented.
Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some quadrant diagram on mitigation strategies for $2k/day.
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Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.
Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!
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Get the reality consultant mug.When you come home to find your things completely moved around after having been visited by a cleaning lady.
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Get the consuelafied mug.An item that when invented/released is so significnatly changing to the world around it, that almost everyone is compelled to use/purchase one.
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The computer is an invention that is consumilateral.
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