Conservation of Fat Theory

The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.

Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.

by siosays July 19, 2011

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

Echinoderm Constellation Theory

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.

That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

by JewlEN December 27, 2007

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

by caffinitive July 4, 2014

The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008