canoccupy

something that occupy's you while you are on the can

"I need a newpaper to canoccupy me"
a rubiks cube would be a good example of a canocupier.

canoccupy by beauwkb3 February 22, 2011

Canola girl 

Canola girl is someone who’s preaching a healthy diet despite knowing nothing about nutrition. They usually shop at Whole Foods and base their meals on Instagram influencer aesthetics. They would avoid regular products like canola oil or white sugar and replace them with fancy alternatives like avocado oil and brown sugar to pretend they are better than everyone else. They would critique you for eating deep-fried food but can go through three large Starbucks lattes a day and get blackout drunk on the Weekend.

Canola girl: When they were making my omelette I saw the guy pouring oil in a pan and I was like-
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...

Canola girl by fredoinprivate August 25, 2022

Cancaning 

Playing Offenbach's Cancan at full blast and thereby allowing people to hear it, basically works like a rickroll

Person 1: Gotta go and do some cancaning
a few moments later
Person 2: AAAAHHHHH! I have been cancaned for the 19821396862nd time!
Person 1: lol, get trolled

Cancaning by UrLocalSeagull May 4, 2023

canicas 

When Mexican gang members get to prison, they sculpt dominoes into marbles and slide them under the skin down the shaft of their penises.

That guy had canicas, so you know he had that bad boy dick!!

canicas by Jest Cindie June 17, 2018

canocha 

A Latina pussy

Do you want to lick my canocha?

canocha by Micha0567 November 28, 2015

Canca 

An ugly face that resembles a Ruzbeh, Joshua, Kapilan and Ragul.

You are a canca!

Canca by Whatchu doin fam it seems lit February 24, 2017

canosa

A extremely Italian last name only used for he best and most amazing family. Men have EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENISES in the family while the girls always have fun.

Guy “Did you see that guy the other day?”
Other guy“Yeah he seemed like a Canosa”

canosa by Vincenzo Canosa January 19, 2018