1 definition by fredoinprivate
Canola girl is someone who’s preaching a healthy diet despite knowing nothing about nutrition. They usually shop at Whole Foods and base their meals on Instagram influencer aesthetics. They would avoid regular products like canola oil or white sugar and replace them with fancy alternatives like avocado oil and brown sugar to pretend they are better than everyone else. They would critique you for eating deep-fried food but can go through three large Starbucks lattes a day and get blackout drunk on the Weekend.
Canola girl: When they were making my omelette I saw the guy pouring oil in a pan and I was like-
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...
by fredoinprivate August 25, 2022