canoccupy

something that occupy's you while you are on the can

"I need a newpaper to canoccupy me"
a rubiks cube would be a good example of a canocupier.

by beauwkb3 February 22, 2011

coccupy

To get over an ex-lover by means of sex with other (preferably more attractive) partners. As the word suggests, it is implied that at least one cock is involved in said intimacy, but if you're a lesbian feel free to use it freely because no one really gives a shit, esp. if you intend to use a strap-on. Such relations are more often just casual sex, but who knows, maybe you'll end up in a relationship that is equally as unsatisfying as the previous one. Go get 'em Tiger.

Serena: I'm still not over Matt, I just miss him. I need something to distract me from this break up...

Jackie: Gurrl, see that fresh meat over there? Looks like you need to coccupy yourself.

by Jacquefeline March 5, 2013