Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

crackship

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.

Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!

by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

crank up the diarrhea dial

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

Crank Cricket

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

by bigslam October 11, 2019

Chanksgiving

Eating Chinese food the Friday night after Thanksgiving.

Seth was turkeyed out and ready for Chanksgiving Friday.

On Black Friday Michelle and Jaimie shopped for bargains and then called Joe's Peking for Chanksgiving takeout.

by SwimStrong December 8, 2010

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 8, 2008