bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

bummerlust

When people want only to be pissed-off about everything, they are said to have, or to be experiencing, bummertlust. The antithesis of 'fun-quest'.

I'm going to check-out the beach, while you and the other bummerlusters can continue watching the news.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2019

Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 5, 2008

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020