Beardoration

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair

Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

beardo

A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).

Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.

by brouhaha May 6, 2011

beardo

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

by adefrenza October 11, 2006

Blardouph

The pink around the stink

Bleeding blardouph mean Jamie get off.

by Minh Truong November 11, 2003

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

beardo

Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.

Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.

Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!

(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)

Person 2: He's such a beardo...

by Walter T. Fudge February 22, 2008

Anal-beardo

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.

Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.

by karzee April 7, 2009