Beardoration 

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair

Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him

Beardoration by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Beardation 

To divert a conversation from all truth and realism. Similar to fonejacking.

person 1: Hi, you comin out later?
person 2: Nah mate, i'm on the run from like 10 coppers atm coz i set a tramps beard on fire.
person 1: bulls***!!

...and so on person 2 continues to lie, or carry out beardation.

Beardation by getyourraddout August 6, 2009