Definitions by brouhaha
India
India is not only a country but a NAME. India is often a girls name. She is kind, artistic, sporty, and gives great hugs. India is a great name for a person because.... It just is okay? It rolls off the tounge and is easy to remember. Anyway India is the kindest most hardworking person you will ever meet and you would be a fool not to be their friend.
I love India, she is my best friend.
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beardo
A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).
Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.
heat trick
A method that Ottawa Senators fans used to "salute" Dany Heatley, now with the San Jose Sharks. Similar to a hat trick, except old Senators Heatley jerseys are thrown onto the ice instead of hats not in celebration of 3 goals in one game, but to show their displeasure of how he whined and moaned his way out of town.
The San Jose Sharks are coming to Ottawa on a road trip, time to get those old Heatley jerseys out from the back our closets and salute that douchebag with a good old fashioned heat trick.
heat trick by brouhaha December 4, 2010
tool
Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
jookie
Jookie, jookie, it's a party in a can!