Benis pig

Benis pig is the creator of all living beings

"you know Benis pig?"

"No who the hell is that you musty crusty dusty buhdussy smelling ass"

"Benis pig the creator of life"

by Rocket 😼 December 17, 2021

Nucle Benis

A Benis Burger on crack. Causes liquid shit to form in the asshole

That “nucle Benis”was bussin

by Dr Benis May 23, 2021

bentist

bent means gay, so bentist (like dentist hahaha) means a gay person

Woah did you see that lesbian couple? Such bentists!

by lukeypookey072 January 8, 2018

Bertis

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.

Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend

by jamanfued May 17, 2011

Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Max Bemis

One of the greatest musicians of the 2000's.Lead singer of the band Say Anything and plays everything for the band except for the drums. His lyrics are blunt and true and you cant help but love them.

Max Bemis is a genius!

by Theperson159 January 22, 2009

Bedism

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018