betis

Diabetes. Also spoken as, "the betis"

Before I had the betis I would rape... wild alligators.

by Suisenbenjo November 22, 2006

Betis

a commonly used word when in awkward situations.
(in complete silence...randomly say the word) "BETIS"

"How large is your vagnia?"
(Awkward Silence.................)
"BETIS!"

by Danielle and Rozie April 23, 2007

Betis Beer

When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.

Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

Bemis

An undefinable higher power that especially can't be perceived by 12 year olds or Romanians

A 12 year old Romanian: ''What is Bemis?''
Intellectual Bri'ish and Finnish: ''Bemis is bemis.''

by vandufan857 January 15, 2021

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009

betasexual

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.

It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.

by ckmind March 17, 2019