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So-Lame, Boregon

Oh-so-precious nickname for the city of Salem, Oregon. Primarily used by myopic teenaged hipsters who think they are entitled to automatic, effort-free, spontaneous fun. Not used by those who care to read a newspaper once in a while.
Dude, the bus to Wunderland stopped running a half hour ago. Just another day in So-Lame, Boregon.
by Beaver O'Lindy August 8, 2006
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Danielle Bregoli

n. a girl or woman who swares a lot and brags about wearing gucci flip flops
My friends' moms are such Danielle Bregolis
by my good pseudonym March 12, 2019
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burgoo

A sectual excretion of the male genatalia relased when extreme pleasure occurs.
Man #2: "Did you hear about that guy bubba?"

Man with rediculously large penis #420: "Yeah, I heard his cousin walked in while he was wanking and he burgooed all over the place. It must have been really akward."

Man #2: "Yeah, Poor guy."
by Nigel Jones February 26, 2011
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burgondy

i have diffrent shades of burgondy
by shack attack June 30, 2014
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Burgoon

A portmanteau of the first and last names of the most wonderful girl in the world.

If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.

The best friend anyone can possibly have.

A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.

Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
Guy 1: "You know, the only situation better than going out with a girl LIKE Burgoon is going out with Burgoon herself."
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
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by If We Only Knew July 17, 2011
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Burgo

Adjective; describes the situation of having to defecate urgently.
"Jack was so nervous before his audition, he got all burgo. After he took care of it, though, things went pretty smoothly."

"I've been burgo ever since I woke up, man; I should never have eaten all those chimichangas before bed."

"Call me back in five; I'm burgo."
by Jaina November 11, 2006
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Burgeon

To screw something up. The term originated from Golf on Wii Sports. The sound that is made when you swing too hard is referred to the burgeon in its fullest form.
You burgeoned that shot.

My rose garden burgeons with the coming of spring, what the hell is wrong with it?
by IJericho February 1, 2007
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