Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Practice Squad March 25, 2021

dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas September 19, 2015

Cinderella Dick

When a mans penis fits perfectly into your vagina like Cinderella and her glass slipper.

Girl i just had some Cinderella dick. How are you and Cinderella dick doing?

by Beetodee5575 September 3, 2019

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Urban dick

The people that turn down your definition over and over again

Omg I keep getting urban dick

by cheese gen November 9, 2016