dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

dwayne 'the john' rockson by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017

Poor-John 

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

Poor-John by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

St. John's 

the capital city of the Province of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.

St. John's is a great town to party in!

St. John's by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Sleepy John 

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

Sleepy John by Ugly pants April 12, 2011

Coppa John's 

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.

Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!

Coppa John's by 11godhhsul October 5, 2011

Ralphy John 

the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.

Ralphy John by devlin365 October 23, 2011

Ryan John Tyler 

A Sweet & kind guy with a heart of gold. Patience of a saint. Brown Hair. Green Eyes. South African. One of four brothers. Youngest. Caring & selfless. Highly valuable member of society

Have you met my friend Ryan John Tyler? He's such a champ - he helped me by letting me copy his homework.

Hey! Ryan John Tyler! You're pretty hot!

Ryan John Tyler by shabean April 5, 2017