11 definitions by essenceofexistence

nice gary

A great pillar in the very essence of existence that must be deeply respected!

Gary is the greatest that is known in existence as usual

Matthew Wade: "Nice Gary"

by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017

Nathan Buckley

When you're future is uncertain

P1: "Mate I don't know what will happen tomorrow!"
P2: "Mate you've done a Nathan Buckley!"

by essenceofexistence March 25, 2018

Terminology

The fascinating, deeply respected study of Airport terminals

DUDE 1: "Mate, where's the Qantas Terminal"
MATE: "Sorry I can't help you, it's Sydney airport"
DUDE 1: "Someone didn't study terminology!!"

by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence March 25, 2018

mend

To undeniably 'correct' something that has been rendered 'savage' (broken) by the common existence of humanity

P1: "My brother, can you mend me?"
P2: "Alas not, ex-grandmother - it is time for your termination!"

by essenceofexistence March 25, 2018

radcorp

The most horrendous, gobsmackingly bad and downright no good corporation that shall ever exist

"Yeah, Radcorp!"
"Ugh, no thankyou Aunty Sue!"

by essenceofexistence March 25, 2018

Tranquilizer

A person with a gun who shoots beams of tranquility to render a specific area 'Tranquil'

DUDE 1: "Hey, I love this place - with all the smog and death and corruption!"
DUDE 2: "Oh yes it is------"
TRANQUILIZER: "Be gone foul specific area of death"
*FIRES GUN......... AS GOOD AS THE GARDEN OF EDEN*

by essenceofexistence June 1, 2017