malnutritionate

To render one to have a bloody grumbly tummy because of lack of consumable substances

P1: "Mate I saw a male the other day - he was not looking very big"
P2: "You mean to say he was malnutritionated!?!?!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

nice gary

A great pillar in the very essence of existence that must be deeply respected!

Gary is the greatest that is known in existence as usual

Matthew Wade: "Nice Gary"

by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017

Terminology

The fascinating, deeply respected study of Airport terminals

DUDE 1: "Mate, where's the Qantas Terminal"
MATE: "Sorry I can't help you, it's Sydney airport"
DUDE 1: "Someone didn't study terminology!!"

by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017

Tranquilizer

A person with a gun who shoots beams of tranquility to render a specific area 'Tranquil'

DUDE 1: "Hey, I love this place - with all the smog and death and corruption!"
DUDE 2: "Oh yes it is------"
TRANQUILIZER: "Be gone foul specific area of death"
*FIRES GUN......... AS GOOD AS THE GARDEN OF EDEN*

by essenceofexistence June 02, 2017

oxymoron

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

by essenceofexistence June 19, 2017