Definitions by essenceofexistence

remote dictionary 

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

remote dictionary by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

greek economy 

A lack of wealth

P1: "Mate, chuck me two bucks to purchase that Italian god! "
P2: "Nah sorry, I am the greek economy!!!!!"

greek economy by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

mend 

To undeniably 'correct' something that has been rendered 'savage' (broken) by the common existence of humanity

P1: "My brother, can you mend me?"
P2: "Alas not, ex-grandmother - it is time for your termination!"

mend by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

malnutritionate 

To render one to have a bloody grumbly tummy because of lack of consumable substances

P1: "Mate I saw a male the other day - he was not looking very big"
P2: "You mean to say he was malnutritionated!?!?!"

malnutritionate by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

radcorp 

The most horrendous, gobsmackingly bad and downright no good corporation that shall ever exist

"Yeah, Radcorp!"
"Ugh, no thankyou Aunty Sue!"

radcorp by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

Nathan Buckley 

When you're future is uncertain

P1: "Mate I don't know what will happen tomorrow!"
P2: "Mate you've done a Nathan Buckley!"

Nathan Buckley by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

oxymoron 

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

oxymoron by essenceofexistence June 19, 2017