Urban Dictionary: Definitions by essenceofexistence

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P1: "Mate, chuck me two bucks to purchase that Italian god! "
P2: "Nah sorry, I am the greek economy!!!!!"

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To undeniably 'correct' something that has been rendered 'savage' (broken) by the common existence of humanity

P1: "My brother, can you mend me?"
P2: "Alas not, ex-grandmother - it is time for your termination!"

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To render one to have a bloody grumbly tummy because of lack of consumable substances

P1: "Mate I saw a male the other day - he was not looking very big"
P2: "You mean to say he was malnutritionated!?!?!"

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The most horrendous, gobsmackingly bad and downright no good corporation that shall ever exist

"Yeah, Radcorp!"
"Ugh, no thankyou Aunty Sue!"

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When you're future is uncertain

P1: "Mate I don't know what will happen tomorrow!"
P2: "Mate you've done a Nathan Buckley!"

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That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

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