nigga john

a black person who will take take blame for many reasons.

tyrone: ahh shit the cops be after us

jamal: its aight we got a nigga john

by Thatonefaagben May 13, 2013

Canadian John

a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
A Canadian John lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the DMs.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling".
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".

Maddie: "this guy is being a real canadian john"
Aaliyah: "i would never date John the Canadian"

by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016

parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017

Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

St. John's

the capital city of the Province of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.

St. John's is a great town to party in!

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants April 12, 2011