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Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
by AceDegen July 27, 2010
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ghost touch

another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.
Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.
by $T0N3R May 1, 2018
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Scandinavian Touch

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.
Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.
by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021
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Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch
by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022
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Grab Touch

A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.
Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'

Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'
by Reyburn123 November 24, 2010
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3 Tap Touch

The ritual performed by human males before leaving the house/apartment/room/living space. The 3 tap touch is typically used to check for the presence of phone, keys, and wallet and is usually done by touching the front right, front left, and then back right pocket in succession to ensure said items are still in your damn pants.
He did the 3 tap touch before heading off to the gym.
by huhhhh February 22, 2010
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Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012
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