The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
by AceDegen July 27, 2010
Get the Faecal touch mug.another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.
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Get the Monkey Touch mug.A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.
Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'
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by Reyburn123 November 24, 2010
Get the Grab Touch mug.The ritual performed by human males before leaving the house/apartment/room/living space. The 3 tap touch is typically used to check for the presence of phone, keys, and wallet and is usually done by touching the front right, front left, and then back right pocket in succession to ensure said items are still in your damn pants.
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Get the 3 Tap Touch mug.I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
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