swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

swocking

large population of butterflies that swarm toward your vehicle in some gorgeous suicidal tendencies.

Look at the monarchs so beautiful...oh god they are swocking towards our car dying by the hundreds

by jerseygirl13 May 30, 2016

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.

Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.

by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017

Sporking

When a male shares a bed with a female in a spoon position and has an erection.

Tommy thought he was gonna get laid but he just ended sporking all night.

by buckethead_22 June 29, 2017

Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.

You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god

by Ahsile June 29, 2017

Storying

Uploading a story on social media websites with the Story feature.

Your face looks funny, I am storying this picture.

This picture is cute, definitely storying it v

by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017

Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.

I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.

by Amawee21 October 30, 2017