Prick

derogatory term used to sum up the existance of a worthless asshole

Pokey+Brick=Prick <3

Your such a prick. Wow Looks it's prick.

by FraggleCraft October 18, 2017

prick

Worse than a douche and jerk combined. A guy who thinks they know everything but in reality they're stupid hypocrates. A guy who loves to cause drama then acts like nothings wrong. most likely a guy named david.

therese: i think david is being a prick.
eric: isn’t he always.

by retiredhobo September 14, 2019

Picky Head Joe

A boy that is the absolute opposite of the boy that you like. It is used as a code name for him. Works best when he is white/mixed with white.

Girl 1: Look what Picky Head Joe just texted me!
Girl 2: That was my 13th reason.

by Smexy Toothpick December 27, 2021

Slick Prick

When a male uses afro sheen to "Lube Up"

I fucked that chick with a slick prick.

by somedeadguy March 26, 2007

Shit of a prick

'Shit of a prick' is a word often used to describe a deep hatred for somebody.
Literally, 'shit of a prick' describes excrement coming out of the head of a penis, thus 'shit of a prick' is an exotic way of describing someone as an arsehole.

Kid 1: Look, it's that guy who stabbed my rabbit.
Kid 2: That's sucks dude...
Kid 3: Apparently he is shit of a prick...
Kid 1: Sounds about right.

by thatguyinthecornerwhoenjoysit November 23, 2013

Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019