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grey goose 

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.
I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!
grey goose by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004

Gooseberry

A single person (or person without their significant other present) who goes somewhere with a couple. In turn usually making it awkward for both the couple and themselves when the couple wants to do things such as making out.

In america, I think you call it a third wheel.
Kelso : "Hey guys! Wanna play monopoly? Wanna watch wrestling?"
Hyde and Jackie : No Kelso. Go away.

Kelso : But... I wanna hang out with you guys!
Hyde : Don't make me poke you in the eye!
*Kelso Leaves*
Hyde to Jackie : Now we can finally make out without that gooseberry watching us!

gooseberry

Phenomenon of being the odd person out.
1. Single gooseberry: In an uneven group eg. 5 people, two pairs of people are talking, with one being the gooseberry or odd one out.
2. Multiple gooseberries in one large group. Eg. in a goup of 6 talking at a table, two sets of people on the lengths of the table can be talking with the two people at either end not talking. Thus there is two gooseberries.
There is no limit to how many gooseberries there can be as any number of people can be singled out
gooseberry by Norfolk and Chance December 13, 2007
1. Another name for Grey Goose, which is a quite tasty, albeit expensive, Vodka. Especially good when mixed with or chased by Hawaiian Punch.
Eric: Yo Dawg you wanna slizz on the goose before we go to the club?
Ryan: Hellzz yes, and let me get that 2 liter of Hawaiian Punch so I can mix that shit up.
the goose by yomomma8889 August 7, 2006

Canadian Goose 

While entering a girl from behind rhythmically thrust, honk, and flap your arms simultaneously as though you are a flying canadian goose.
Last night I totally pulled off the Canadian Goose on your wife!
Canadian Goose by Rapeythewarewolf December 7, 2011

Wounded Goose 

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.
"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."
Wounded Goose by A2BuckNut September 25, 2009