Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

Eyerection

The state of one's eyes when any living thing that have eyes is stuck looking at an object, a scene, a person, etc. Staring, following, with or without blinking. Frozen gaze, a visual hard on.

Aurora Borealis(Northen Lights) in summer.

I just had an Eyerection.

by 3Dgeek May 2, 2020

Earlestion

earlestion is when the tongue of an animal or a person penetrates the inner ear.

You are under arrest for earlestion

by Lapislucas001 May 8, 2020

Erectioner

Someone who isn’t just a fan of One Direction but gets really happy / excited when they hear their songs.

Erectioner

by erectioner July 27, 2021

earrational

What a load of audibly-spoken BS is.

A majority of what da government tells us is earrational.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

erectionnating

In the process of having an erection

Woah my dick is erectionnating right now !

by astroooo June 15, 2022