Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

Duct tape sally

Something that is busted to shit
Or barely held together

Man you car is one duct tape sally
The only thing holding it together is spit and good luck

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

ductless

used to describe an asshole

“bro is ductless fr”

by breast cancer 🎀 May 14, 2024

Decaturade

A mixture of rain water, sewage, and mule piss the pools in the gutters of Lower Decatur Street in New Orleans

Oh man, I got so wasted last night I fell face first into the Decaturade. I need a tetanus shot.

by Horrid scrum July 7, 2024

duca

A dressing used as a flavour enhancer, a delicacy.

"Omg hi baddie, did you try some of the duca sauce with your fries"?

by Jakarta13 October 7, 2024

Decatreissexual

(noun)A person who feels a specific attraction to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (commonly known as Lula), in addition to being attracted to 13 other categories of beings, objects, or concepts (men, women, hermaphrodites, animals, inanimate objects, animated characters, abstract ideas, natural phenomena, mythical creatures, machines, plants, and architectural structures.)

Etimology of "Decatreissexual":

The term combines elements from multiple linguistic roots to form its playful and fictional meaning:

- "Deca-": From the Greek word *déka* (δέκα), meaning "ten," representing the numerical element in the term.

- "Treize-": Derived from the French word *treize*, meaning "thirteen," a reference to the number 13, symbolically tied to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (popularly associated with the number 13 in Brazilian politics).

- "Sexual": From the Latin *sexus*, meaning "sex" or "gender," commonly used in English to denote attraction or orientation.

1. "As a decatreissexual, Alex has a deep appreciation for Lula’s speeches and finds beauty in everything from ancient statues to stormy weather."

2. "Being decatreissexual means Taylor doesn’t limit their attraction; they admire Lula and also feel drawn to conceptual art and robotic designs."

3. "Jamie came out as decatreissexual last year, explaining their attraction to Lula, sunsets, and even fictional characters from novels."

4. "Decatreissexual pride is about embracing your love for Lula and the infinite diversity of existence, whether it's plants, mythical beasts, or philosophical ideas."

5. "Pat joked about being decatreissexual after realizing their crush on Lula and their inexplicable fondness for vintage cars and storm clouds."

by LULALOVER December 28, 2024

duct hunting

The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.

"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."

by dave moon February 13, 2025