deez nuts

1 someones definition of testicals
2 these goods
3 to teach some one a lesson

1 you aint have deez nuts
2 you wish you had deez nuts
3 a b c deez nuts

by gimpalicous May 7, 2003

Deez Nuts

The second biggest joke candidate running running for US President of 2016.

"Deez Nuts is gaining on Trump."

by Lafferty October 2, 2015

Deez Nutz

GOTEEM!

"Something came in the mail today."
"What?"
"DEEZ NUTZ!"
"GOTEEM!"

by BillyBobLego123 November 16, 2015

Deez nutz

Deez nutz is when somebody says "cuz something came in the mail today" you say Deez Nutz ha ha gottem

Example: cuz something came in the mail today, Deez NUtz ha gottem

by Fried chicken 8 November 23, 2015

deez nuts

Used to anger some in the military who walks into your office and thinks he runs the damn place.

Sergeant: You WILL give me a pair of those damn boots!!!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!

by Daonocto January 14, 2008

deez-nasty

Deez-Nasty: as in "diesel" nasty. Diesel: as in really great/sweet/cool/ awesome. One should use this word when reffering to food or how something tastes. Deez-Nasty means that it was REALLY DELICIOUS! I know it's wiered, but don't blame me I didn't make it up. I think it's absurd.

Madame Schulhoff, those baigniers were deez-nasty! They were so good in my tummy!

by #1 Beso May 30, 2005

deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.

Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!

by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015