comFITition

Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children

i don't think i can go on with the comFITition.. i miss twinkies.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Coffin Time

The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.

"Welcome to Coffin Time...Would you like a side order of blood with your donut, FREAK?"

by D. Gould July 3, 2006

codfish

friendly guy who doesn't actually like fish that much he likes other animals more its just he a meme xd

That guy acts like such a codfish

by catbearxd October 3, 2017

comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.

A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.

by Jon May 7, 2005

coffin banger

One who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with a coffin, or other wood-like enteties.

Dude, you're such a coffin banger!

by bowchikawahwah November 6, 2007

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

coffing

having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee

I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008