Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.

My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.

by Joe Iron February 16, 2008

Coffin

A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.

Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children

by GMS sufferer December 27, 2019

Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.

My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.

by Joe Iron February 17, 2008

in a coffin

To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.

Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!

by APOLLOSTEES May 20, 2005

It's a coffin

yes it is

"It's a coffin"

"There's a name engraved on it"

"-Whore-"

"It's empty"

"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"

by YourAvgGuy September 13, 2023

coffin

Like a casket but having 6 sides instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a pine box.

a coffin is the worst place for people who are claustrophobic.

by trey2002 April 29, 2005

coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.

Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"

by encrypted February 14, 2015