by ladybassist September 28, 2020
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
The bleached-butthole effect —
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
by Saranghae Min Yoongi February 16, 2018
When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.
“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”
by Dag roll 86 June 19, 2024
by goosyu December 06, 2023
International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021