Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024

Pussy wad

Kaylie shaye

Kaylie shaye is a pussy wad

by Hehehhe November 5, 2020

Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

wad and stone

The act of filling a bong with jizz and then taking a hit of ganja.

Karl wad and stoned his way through "college."

by rascalflat October 6, 2016

WAD

working as designed

"the system is WAD, but the user did not follow standard operating procedures so an error was encountered"

by dicer2263 December 2, 2022