Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017

tent dating

dating a hoe

We're tent dating.

by girldatsa_bootyhole April 19, 2018

Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016

elvis tent

When you fuck Elvis Presley in a tent

Be my Teddy Bear elvis tent

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018