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Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.
by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021
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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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belt sitter

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rim sitter

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.
Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!
by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022
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wall sitter

One who takes a wall sit position at a party, indicating they are shy, and quite the opposite of the life of the party.
“Did you guys see Morgan at the party this weekend? She was sitting against the wall doing nothing.” “Ya, what a wall sitter!”
by Lil Clauss X September 7, 2022
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Bret Sutherland

Oh my god I wish my boyfriend was a Bret Sutherland
by Yourlocalyeehaw17 February 20, 2023
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Roof Sitter

"Roof sitter" refers to a Group of Black Poor people with bad credit scores. A Roof Sitter does literally nothing & They often consume "Red 40". A Following of events to unfold without actively participating or taking a proper precaution. This term can imply someone who is black and stupid, choosing to watch from a distance rather than engage directly with poor black poor people will leave you shambles.
During the heated debate, Tyrone remained a roof sitter, preferring to listen to both sides rather than express his own opinion.
by gayartstudent420 July 7, 2024
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