simant

A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.

guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.

by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018

Yandere Simulator

A game that is perpetually stuck within the alpha stages of development, it's development starting in 2014. Popularity peaked in 2015, around the time content creators such as PewDiePie and Markiplier played it. Has become notorious since, and for damn good reasons.

"I swear, if this burn out keeps up, this new game will become another Yandere Simulator to many."

by lumby4limbo February 18, 2020

simeona

originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

simular

The way idiots pronounce similar.

Guy: Is pink actually a shade of red?
Idiot: I don't know but they look simular.

by That Door January 21, 2013

Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:

"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

Simay

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever.

She's so very intelligent, that it blows your mind!
Last but not least she's got a heart of gold.

Everyone should get to meet her at least once.

OMG You are so awesome. You must be a Simay.

by blubb_123456789 October 29, 2011