ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

ripperoni pepperoni by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

ruppersberger 

A Ruppersburger: That guy who keeps trying to sneak a finger in your ass every time you have sex.

I gave her the 'ol Ruppersberger last night!

ruppersberger by Iguana_Airtrooper January 15, 2015

leaf ripper 

A person who rips leaves off evergreen bushes simply to tear them apart and throw away for the purpose of relaxation during a long journey on foot.

DD: Theres Ryder off tearing up the hedges again.

Hanlon: Yo man leave the kid alone he's just a leaf ripper!

leaf ripper by ronoc ryder April 4, 2010

Zipper Ripper 

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

Zipper Ripper by Funmunke April 9, 2012

snake raper 

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

snake raper by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

raper 

if you are a rapper you are R kelly

if you are a raper you are still R kelly

R kelly is an amazing raper and rapper

raper by thechas3 November 30, 2020

Rapeproof 

A woman so hideously ugly, no man or beast would even think about raping her.

Pooh: Damn our practice administrator Sue is one ugly bitch.

Eeyore: Yeah, she's so ugly even a pack of drunken prisoners wouldn't rape her.

Kanga: Yep, she's rapeproof.

Rapeproof by Hank Thompkins April 15, 2009