Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...
Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
by Major Woody March 2, 2014

Staff Sergeant: Ethan, what's the Navy's official policy for a gunfight?
Metal-1 aka our handsome talking robot brother: Send in the Marines!
Metal-1 aka our handsome talking robot brother: Send in the Marines!
by BlAnkNatto December 13, 2022

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.
(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
by HIV69 November 14, 2012

Person 1: "Do you have any idea where Noah is?"
Person 2: "No, but he's probably on the marine pack!"
Person 2: "No, but he's probably on the marine pack!"
by Marine Recruiter May 3, 2022

A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.
We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.
by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011

by smoked fish September 6, 2022
