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Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.
Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.
by Mac70 June 26, 2008
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straight edge

A redundant and pretentious way of simply doing the right thing while feeling the need to have it justified and announced by being part of a group/clique. Often marked by the 'sXe' tattoo, sometimes just the 'X' mark.
"Do you want a smoke?"
'No way! I'm straight edge! I don't do that sorta shit!'
"You're pretty high and mighty for an under age kid with a tattoo!"
by Opheliaxx October 14, 2012
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Straight Edge

A straight edge person, is one who woke up one morning when one was around the age of 14 and one realized, "Wait, I haven't done any drugs yet, all of my friends have, I need to come up with an excuse for why I'm not cool. I know, I'll tell everyone I'm straight edge!"
One then lives one's life until the age of 23 being straight edge. Get's "xxx" tattooed on one's arm, never gets laid. Upon turning the age of 24, has a beer, regrets the tattoo, and realizes it's too late to ever have sex because one is a homo.

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Person 1: "Hey man... you know when you're tripping and-"
Cut off by Person 2: "No way dude, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "Oh, so do you like butt sex?"
Person 2: "No, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "You're gay."
by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006
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Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge
Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it
by T1Dildo August 31, 2023
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turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.
Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.
by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023
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Edging Nosejob

When you go down on a woman, specifically one of some ethnic background whom has coarse hair and has not shaved in about a week. While licking and postponing the orgasm so much she starts to forcefully face fuck you so hard that the bristly coarse hair rubs on the bridge of your nose so much that it removes the top layers of skin.
Heather was so badly wanting to cum that she forced my face into her sandpaper vagina and gave me an edging Nosejob.
by The Big Heathen October 24, 2022
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dick's edge

Ray: Hey i had completed a month with Katty!
Ben: Thats more than living at the dick's edge!
by 006ish October 24, 2008
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