Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

cake

bjork forum slang for penis

a baked delicacy that is usually eaten on birthdays

Enjoy Cake

Have some Cake

by gracie August 25, 2005

Cake Horn

An expression for when someone won't shut their pie hole. Coined by Fez Whatley on "The Ron & Fez Show" in early 2014.

Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.

by thespidersgay March 03, 2014

junie cakes

This word is used in prison for the word ass.

Hey can I have some of your junie cakes

by Jasaphene February 05, 2017

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 21, 2009

Ghost cake

A bad thing that is burned into your brain, you cannot unsee it

"Man, did you see that new On the Spot episode?"
"Yeah, it was a total ghost cake. I think I'm scarred for life."

by Nebula51 October 28, 2017

Jack Cake

A delicacy made up of smegma and cake batter, often served along with Goldman Pie.

I had a the greatest Jack Cake at that new bakery down the block, I got a free eclair too!

by ZasterBlaster58 March 23, 2019