Dick Soaker 

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit

John did his dick soaker yesterday

Dick Soaker by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021

Dick Watcher 

When a guy is overly concerned about who you are or not fucking and makes fun of you for it.

Guy 1: That’s why you get no pussy.

Guy 2: Why you dick watching? Such a Dick Watcher.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Why you dating that fat bitch?

Guy 2: Why you dick watching?

Dick Watcher by BlackDudeFromAcrossTheStreet March 19, 2021

Dick in a jar 

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

Dick in a jar by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Dick rider 

Someone who rides on anyone’s dick but only if there name is rider

Brad is such a dick rider

Dick rider by Beantai April 9, 2021

Dick Figures 

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

Dick Figures by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

Dick n' Bolt

When one puts one's penis in an open chamber of AR or any weapon system with a bolt carrier and slams the bolt home with one's penis in it.
(Originally a Gru meme)

(Gru meme)

YOU TAKE AR!

PUT DICK IN CHAMBER!

SLAM BOLT HOME WITH DICK IN IT!!!
slam bolt home with dick in it?

DICK N' BOLT

Person A: Hey guys? Dare me to do a DICK N'BOLT with my AR?

Person B: YEAH DICK N' BOLT!!!!

Dick n' Bolt by KABAR April 30, 2021

Dick-tater 

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

Dick-tater by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021