Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
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A cigarette soaked with PCP(angel dust)
Let me get a dip, but hook it up. Make it a soaker!
by fesitw November 02, 2006
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When a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in vagina juice.
Jacob- "So did Raynee like your fixie?"
Adam- "Oh hell yeah. She saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good."
Jacob- "Nice."
Adam- "Straight up jean soaker."

Bethany- "I like owls so much that they give me a soaker."
by Mr. Brainwash February 07, 2011
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One who participates in the act of soaking. Soaking: to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.
The boy didn't believe in premarital sex so he became a soaker.
by kbuhles February 11, 2008
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Petey went down to the cape this weekend and got a wicked soaker from Marcie.
by Steve Smith March 17, 2004
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When the Penis Is so small that when the person urinates the scrotom gets in the way and u soak the scrotom in urine, hense the word scrotom soak.
1. Stevens penis is so small everytime he goes to the bathroom he does the soaker.
by Here's Johnny May 26, 2006
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Soaker is the act of having inter-coarse to completion. Then leaving the penis inserted into the vagina until morning.
(Change room @ the gym) hey man did you stay in the pool too long? You've got prune dick! Nah last night I came in this chick last night and we both passed out while I was inside her! Soaker!
by Rubber duckie March 25, 2015
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