Bubble Gum Toothpaste

A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

im.a.tooth.thats.a.truth

Super epic cool tiktoker!!!!!!!!

Have you seen @im.a.tooth.thats.a.truths latest post?
Yes!!!!! It was so super cool epic awesome as always !!!!!!!

by Rae is super cool April 21, 2022

mouthful of toothpaste

mouthful of cum

''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''

by mossballjar October 3, 2022

Cupid's toothpaste

The juices splashed in and around the mouth during oral sex.

"Hey man, you have a little something dribbling down your chin."

"Thanks dude, my gf sat on my face this morning and I must have missed some Cupid's toothpaste on the clean up."

by SpatBonce May 18, 2023

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Uh oh, You found the toothpaste!

When somebody finds the toothpaste and you don’t wanna brush your teeth.

Person 1: I don’t wanna clean my teeth!
Person 2: But I found the toothpaste.
Person 1: Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

by PizzaHutFan209 February 3, 2023

Toothpimp

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.

I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.

by Mollyoctopus July 22, 2010