hunter hoops

A Dutch game where one naked man dives into a pool and farts. The other man quickly dives in and tries to suck up the fart, surfaces and yells out Hunter hoops then the two men chug bapples and suck each other off.
Dam bro no chicks at this party, well we can always play hunter hoops that my favorite at a sausage party grab me a bapple.
by Chandler the destroyer December 01, 2023
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 02, 2020
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Hooped

(Hoop) reffering to the net in basketball.

" I just hooped with my homies."
by Barlett May 22, 2018
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Hooped

Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped
You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush
by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020
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Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.
Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!
by love_the_hoop May 26, 2011
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Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.
We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.
by Pb_n_John November 02, 2020
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