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noun (pl. -ries)
1 an account of imaginary people and events told for entertainment.
2 a false statement or explanation; a lie, esp. one told to make oneself sound better/smarter. usually refers to one that takes place in Puerto Rico, but in more recent cases does not have to. usually stars a relative or friend. approximately one or two sentences in length, but may be longer.
noun (pl. -ries)
1 an account of imaginary people and events told for entertainment.
2 a false statement or explanation; a lie, esp. one told to make oneself sound better/smarter. usually refers to one that takes place in Puerto Rico, but in more recent cases does not have to. usually stars a relative or friend. approximately one or two sentences in length, but may be longer.
1 "Yeah, I've brought a knife to a gun fight once."
2 "They do that all the time in Puerto Rico."
3 "He's telling another sito story..."
2 "They do that all the time in Puerto Rico."
3 "He's telling another sito story..."
by Qwerty Uiopa July 25, 2008
Get the sito story mug.a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by aprsn July 3, 2008
Get the sitcom person mug.The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
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Get the Shitometer mug.Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
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