Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.
Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.
Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
by 001TMR December 29, 2021
Get the Smoz (Single Mother of Zero) mug.by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016
Get the Single Pringle mug.If you say you are 50 percent single it means that you and a member of the opposite sex have agreed that you like each other but you are not going out.
Joe: I really like you..
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
by Natalie ♥ July 24, 2007
Get the 50% single mug.A sluttish woman, most often found living in a trailer park. Will sleep with just about anyone in order to get pregnant so the poor unlucky fool who impregnates her will be stuck with her for his remaining miserable days.
by Deb Norris May 6, 2004
Get the singlemoma mug.February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
by Awger February 8, 2010
Get the Singles Envy Day mug.Being single when all ur friends have a male/female love interest. And sitting there with your friends when there with there love interest, and basically being a third-wheel. And loving pringles.
by bish12345 November 2, 2019
Get the Single Pringle mug.Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.
Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.
by miathyria March 3, 2005
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