someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 31, 2011
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Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
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1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.
2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)
Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.
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2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)
Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.
© CriZzLvsSkorT
1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."
2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
by Emily Adams June 24, 2020
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Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021
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Roommate 1: Why is our broadband connection so slow right now?
Roommate 2: Oh, Brandon must be downstairs giving another puppet show to his girlfriend in Chicago.
Roommate 2: Oh, Brandon must be downstairs giving another puppet show to his girlfriend in Chicago.
by daddyfatsax October 28, 2007
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it's what we have in the states. and what iraq will have next week.
pesudo soveirnty (yeah, that word i can never spell)
don't you think it's odd that shrubya is smart enough to run a country but dumb enough to choke on a pretzel?
most people already know who is really running our country
it's what we have in the states. and what iraq will have next week.
pesudo soveirnty (yeah, that word i can never spell)
don't you think it's odd that shrubya is smart enough to run a country but dumb enough to choke on a pretzel?
most people already know who is really running our country
all heil dick cheney
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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