Pumer

A large mountain cat, every single scientific journal defines it as a 'pumA', however they are all incorrect and it is in fact a Pumer.

"Damn Joe that Pumer almost killed us"
"Do you mean Puma?"
"No I mean Pumer"

by Pumer4Lyfe May 27, 2011

Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

Fuck puberty

by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016

Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)

Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009

Puerto Rican Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in to womens vagina, then fuking it. Remove from said vagina and fry that s**t. Enjoy.

I wanted a Puerto Rican Breakfast, but we were out of F**cking eggs!

by The manly genius December 14, 2010

pubertus

the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.

"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"

by t baby May 14, 2007

Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

by raygee July 1, 2004

puker

a bad loss in gambling.

i was laying 3 1/2 with my best free throw shooter on the line shooting 2 with .05 on the clock. H e bricks them both, what a puker !

by East Boston April 5, 2010