Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

love puddle

Popular band from Eden, NY whose first album, They(They're) From Here, was released May 2007

Love Puddle's innovative mix of reggae rhythm and jamming rock is refreshing

by tookahunga January 14, 2008

pleasure puddle

What a girl leaves after intense pleasure. Usually found on bed sheets or a car seat.

"Yo, dawg, Shwanda left a pleasure puddle on my sheets after we did it last night."

by stir-dawg January 11, 2008

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

by The Original ARy December 31, 2008

Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.

"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."

by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008