poon steady

To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.

"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"

by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014

poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015

Pecondering

pe-condor-ing
Adjective:
- To be confused or taken aback by in conversation or circumstance
- To be dismissively bewildered in response to.
- To be sexually aroused by a mystery novel or short story of mythical proportions.

"Sir, if I don't say so myself, your candor leaves me quite pecondered at the moment."
"I'm fixinta whoop that mofos pecondering ass!"

“As she admired her outfit in the mirror, she knew it would stir a pecondering in the boys.”

by charcollier May 23, 2016

Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017

Poon Moon

When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.

Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.

Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.

by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017

Poon Tingle

When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!

hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle

by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019

Pogonounios

pogonounios means a liquid that contains a concentration of glass inside it, with a cork at the top. it is not known how the liquid is able to contain the glass, let alone the cork, but the glass is a solid, this is proven when a researcher stuck her finger inside and was able to touch the glass and move through the liquid freely.

This bottle is made of liquid and somehow holds glass inside of it.

Do you mean a pogonounios?

by Doublesidedtape May 17, 2021