Scalded Panda

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....

Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...

by Tact123 March 4, 2010

paydar

A built-in device that allows a woman to sense a man's income from a distance. Cf. "gaydar".

Natasha found the guy across the room very attractive, but her paydar registered only $20K/year for him.

by csbruce April 20, 2006

Pandad

pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda

"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"

by Aimless Penguin January 25, 2006

Man Panda

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.

nate hopper= man panda

by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008

Padawan

A Jedi apprentice, assigned to accompany a Jedi Knight while learning the ways of the Force. Similar to a journeyman in a feudal guild.

Anakin Skywalker became Obi-Wan Kenobi's Padawan learner, even though Obi-Wan had only just become a full Jedi Knight.

by Andy April 17, 2004

hey panda

Friendly greeting originating in Halifax, England, primarily used by fans of the band of the same name.

"Hey Panda! how's it going?"

by James Hutton November 13, 2007

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "I think you mean pedantic"
1: "case and point"

by RyanAg December 14, 2008